clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007

camoflage

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016

camoflauge

a color were you can't be seen. To blend in. A persons name.

My friend Camoflauge has a camoflauge truck, so the police can't see him ride threw the hood.

by jesus November 16, 2003

Catoflauge

When your cat attempts to blend in with their surroundings, often resulting in grand success or epic fails.

As I walked down my hall, I noticed my cat attempting to use his Catoflauge skills by hiding behind the doorway, unaware I can his his little kitty ears sticking out.

by Martisaurus January 2, 2016

crapoflauge

when something smells so bad that normally offensive odors are masked by the sheer overwhelming stank of it

Bro: That Mexican food I ate last night didn't sit well. I think I just shat myself.
Me: I didn't even notice 'cause that bum next to us is providing you crapoflauge.

by thekwan July 21, 2012

Camoflage

The best COLOR in the world. Blends in with anything.

“What color shirt are you wearing today?” she asked.
“Camoflage”

by Aggaga March 14, 2019

Orange camoflage

A uniform for a war on the sun.

That guy was wearing his orange and yellow BDU's, he was ready for war on the sun and y2k, even though neither one ever happened. What is he going to do with his orange camoflage now?

by The Original Agahnim August 24, 2021