Banana Crammer

Someone who likes dicks shoved up their ass.

Thomas is such a Banana crammer

by sick_mind101 May 18, 2009

ass crammer

One who packs ass

Bubba is an ass crammer

by Nasy Brett December 18, 2003

hair crammer

One who shaves pubic hair and shoves up victims cunt

"Man that bitch wanted me to shave my pubes, and stick it up her cunt. What a fucking hair crammer!!!"

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005

Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~

"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"

by Stressed Student November 16, 2011

Crevice Crammer

When someone (typically a male) is obsessed with ramming their penis into any remotely-looking hole they can find.

Ryan is such a Crevice Crammer to anything he can find!

by Rionox December 31, 2022

Kevin Crammer

The act of anal insertion whilst simultaneously having your finger sucked and finger fucking your partner.

Suzy was having a hard time breathing while she getting a little bit of the ol' Kevin Crammer.

by Kevin "Philip Borruso" September 7, 2008

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by uncletubba May 25, 2021