cramond

People will spell it with 2 'm's for some reason idk why. Also is an inn in Scotland.

Time to go to Crammond inn, wait shit there is only 1 m in cramond, wow I'm a moron.

by Crammmond February 2, 2021

Creambone

The act of ripping ones anal cavity while nutting during a extensive period of one mensural creamy process/ cum pasta

Stfu vae for I give you a creambone

by Eniggama April 13, 2022

Crambled

When a former lad and all round legend becomes a proper meff and serial bailer.

Alright lads, is Craig lad out?

Yes lad, he is defo out

*2 hours later*

Where's Craig?

No idea.

We've been crambled again.

by Brucey W March 3, 2016

Crambled

How you climb out of a Japanese pond when smashed

Lawrence crambled out of the pond

by Onyoponyo March 21, 2021

cambone

The act of using webcams to have cybersex with another person. This act is quite common using yahoo messenger or stickam chat services. One person contributing to the act is usually degraded at a later time when the other camboner shares screenshots with their fellow chatters.

"Wanna cambone? Come on, it’ll be fun. You know how much I love you. Besides, nobody will ever know. It’s just you and me."

by Not Fred March 30, 2009

Blue Crayoned

When you get so drunk that people at the party have to take care of you and you end up cuddling with a bank that is in the form of a blue crayon.

Last nights party was great, Greg was blue crayoned.

by gmfg November 9, 2011

CramBandit

When you break into someones house just to steal their virginity

"I got a crambandit last night, therapy isn't cheap😭"

by Knee-Lover August 13, 2018