Clamogram

The annual or semi-annual wellness exam, usually given by a gynecologist , for women.

Honey, your clam smells like the warf market, may I suggest you go to the Dr. for a clamogram?

by Chef Bones May 14, 2013

cramrammer

a person who tries to fit objects into their vaginas that are humanly impossible to fit

katie was overcome with sexual tension. Her next move was to attempt to insert a rolling pin inside her twat for the ultimate cramrammer.

by riipfence February 7, 2017

clamarama

The definitive term for a hockey deke gone wrong that ends up in the deking parties favour. Stapled by senior clam Rodriguez (the first) in his debut season on the Greenville Swamp Rabbits circa 2015

That was an unexpected turnout of a play, talk about a Clamarama

by Mysockstastelikewine420 May 13, 2023