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Pigmontis Crallian

A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayian personality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.
Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!
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Cralte

pronounced: (Krahl-Ti)

completely un-fuckable, when your eyes catch sight of someone who's this, your penis/vagina literally turns itself inside out in sheer fear of having to touch them, you will physically not be able to have sex with them for yoru body will react violently and probably vomit, convulse, and bleed internally.
D: Bruh, she's cralte, if u fuck her, you'll die

J: But im so fucking horny dude, i need some whore to vent it off

D:I DONT CARE, LOOK AT HER FACE, CRALTE AS SHIT!

J: well .. i don't want to die .. okay i'll head home and masturbate

she's cralte, also a toosy
by Johnny Eberto August 4, 2009
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cralk

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.
Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.
by ToeKnee September 17, 2005
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Crale

Crale - (Noun/Verb/Adj.) Multipurpose, universal word invented by Chuck Norris; Filler.
"d00d, that's so f***ing crale!"

"Don't make me crale you in the face."

"What the crale is going on!?"

"that's a nice crale you got 'ere."
by veilx February 15, 2010
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Crallen

A mix of Jim Beam and Coke, stored in a 20 ounce bottle, usually used to drink during Orioles games. Optimum ratio is 75% Beam, 25% Coke.
Did anyone find out what happened to Cralex? Last time I saw him he was holding an empty Crallen.
by Cragdon March 11, 2010
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crale

another word to say in front of your parents for hell
HOLY CRALE ! - lily
by haelyn.v December 15, 2016
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cralla

Cralla is another way of saying high and/or fully fucked.

Like say you just sparked a zoot and you're high, you'd say "I'm crallaaaaa".
Sometimes if you're so cralla the term is "fully cralla".
Mo: Yo nemz
Nemz: Yh Mo
Mo: I'm cralla
Sparko: Nemz,he aint cralla
Nemz: What is he then?
Sparko: He's...
Mo: *whispers* Fully crallaaaaaa
...
Reema: Who let Mo get cralla?!
Akash: NTN!!!
Haloomy: Let's all get CRALLAAAA
by Cralla me January 25, 2017
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