craptasmic

When something sucks real bad. See craptacular

1:So, I did it with your mom last night and then flushed your homework

2:Well that sure is craptasmic

by Dan June 24, 2005

crapgasm

The feeling you get when something is so crappy that it's crappiness becomes almost a good thing in an explosion of crappiness. In other words, orgasmically crappy.

This organic chemistry book is making me crapgasm over and over!

by tekdemon December 31, 2004

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010

Crackgasm

The precious moment where you move your bones in a way that "cracks" and relieves a lot of pressure at one time.

Me: I just had a crackgasm in my neck.
Friend: Bro, cracking your bones is bad for you.

by lulzSec, bitch July 19, 2016

Craftsman Boner

The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

"How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?"
"It feels great! I have a craftsman boner just thinking about it!"

by Pile Roastans July 14, 2016

Crapgasm'd

Crapgasm is like an orgasm except you are having a crap. Its when you are bursting for one and when you release it, it feels so good.

Emily: That crap felt really good.
Gemma: LMAO ROFL you just crapgasm'd!
Emily: did i? OMFG brill!
Gemma: My turn now!

by emididacrap June 23, 2009

Craftass

Someone who is always plays minecraft

*think they know everything about it
*usually 10-13 year old boys
*doesnt know how to make conversation other the about minecraft
*has made a fail attempt to make a gaming channel

"They are a craftass"

by xXxblack3y3xXx January 25, 2015