Crackwagon

Any vehicle used in the transportation of cocaine or crack-cocaine however there are vehicles synonymous with this term, such as any late 70’s into 80’s models of Cadillac sedans(reason being is this was the height of the crack epidemic)just like the ones you see on earlier episodes of COPS and Worlds Wildest Police Videos.

Me: Hey bro look at that crackwagon over in the Winn Dixie parking lot.

My Bro: lol

by Zachariah94 August 16, 2018

Cream Crackered

To be extremely tired and exhausted.
Rhyming slang for knackered.

Guy 1: Wanna go out later?
Guy 2: No thanks, I'm Cream Crackered.

by Teatard January 28, 2009

crackwagon

Jim Rome Jungle Gloss for the Dallas Cowboys, circa 1995.
Evolved from the Cowboys' promotional slogan "America's Team".
"America's Team" became "America's Bandwagon" (due to so many out of town fans hopping on the Cowboys' bandwagon). "America's Bandwagon" was then shortened to "Bandwagon". After several Cowboys' players were arrested for various drug offenses, "Bandwagon" was renamed "Crackwagon" in reference to Michael Irvin's drug of choice.

The Raiders beat the crap out of the Crackwagon today.

by Captain Funkypants October 2, 2005

cracktard

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.

"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."

by bad daddy April 13, 2005

crackerettes

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

crackrame

An OCD activity or hobby that one engages in while cracked out.

Karl was involved in some serious crackrame tonight. After re-alphabetizing his spice rack for the third time, he moved on to re-tweezing his eyebrows to get just the right arch.

by Lucretia McEvil May 25, 2010

crackaroons

Macaroons which Piper makes that are so ridiculously good they must be made with crack.

Dang Piper, these ain't no macaroons, them are crackaroons!

by Isam Qahwash July 7, 2008