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Cracksturbate

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax
Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house
by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021
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Crackyard

1. The backyard of that one junkie neighbour that always drinks and smokes

2. The yard that the guy who sells drugs lives at
Joey: Our ball landed in Mr. Johnson’s house
William: Nah forget it! We’re not going into that crackyard just to get that cheap ball back

David: I’d like some cocaine
Dealer: Nah bro! Keep getting caught selling drugs here, you have to visit me in my crackyard to get it
David: FUCK!
by This-user-likes-pvz October 13, 2023
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cracktard

1. One who is simultaneously acting like a fool and is exhibiting the sense and actions of a crack fiend.

Related to cracktaculous and crunktunculous.
"That guy over there, yammering away and picking fights with gangstas, is a cracktard."
by bad daddy April 13, 2005
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crackteria

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
by devestment October 10, 2009
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cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.
I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.
by devestment October 10, 2009
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Crackitude

She is being so mean . I think she has a Crackitude
by Starr hawn November 12, 2017
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Crackerdakalaphalous

It killed the niggasuarus in a knife fight went extict because of the lolersaurus laser
the Crackerdakalaphalous will kill the niggasaurus
by niggasaurus lover January 19, 2023
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