crackpot theory

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

The Crockpot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.

Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."

by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

crankpot

A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.

Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?

Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!

by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008

Upside down crockpot

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

by Blobby best May 18, 2019

crackpot

1. a crazy idiot

2. crazy

That girl comes up with so many crackpot ideas.

by Light Joker October 18, 2004

cracklet

n. 1. A small, white child. 2. An immature white person.

Hey, you cracklets! Getcha little white asses out my yard!

by KertDawg May 26, 2005

Crackspot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.

Just know my condo is the crackspot

by papa moyer January 11, 2010