Crackerbones

A sub-category of crackers, this version is noticeably skinnier and enjoys parting his trim hair, wearing sweater vests, and generally following the fashion trends/fads observed at the local country club (i.e. Brooks Brothers, Orvis, Eddie Bauer). Usually enjoys singing in choir, wine tasting, and playing croquet or polo. Likelihood of having used men's beauty products: 95%. Likelihood of having used a shovel: 0%.

Largely responsible for the continued support of the "pop your collar" movement originally started by the group E-40 in the year 2000.

Crackerbones wouldn't have made it from the vineyard to his polo game in time had it not been for the timeliness and expert flying of his helicopter pilot.

After we all got mad sloshed at the bar, crackerbones paid the tab on his dad's card and had his chauffeur drive us home.

"Hey Crackerbones -- you planning on spending all your inheritance on your watch collection or just most of it? I know your cell phone is a GPS, E-reader, browser, and camera, but did you know it's a clock too?"

by rnnd January 15, 2010

Crackerbox

A small, badly constructed house in a poor neighborhood, usually an older house.

Joe lives with his wife and four kids in a two bedroom crackerbox near the railroad tracks.

by Libertine November 24, 2011

Crackertivity

Crackertivity refers to an activity typically associated with whiteness. Especially when the activity can be perceived as extra, unnecessary and attention seeking. You do not have to be a white person to participate in a crackertivity.

“Did you see that video of the girl parachuting while eating a blueberry pie?”

“Yeah, that crackertivity was unnecessary.”

by Notreally_here September 10, 2022

crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Crackerphobia

When you are afraid of all the crackers aka white people because they are always shooting up schools.

Guy 1: Why do you crackerphobia?
Guy 2: Because hunter shot up the school

by gangbanghangtang May 21, 2019

crackerboxing

1) a word used as a metaphor for what adolescents can do at a dance that would not be acceptable for neither childrens nor jesus

2) when you dance in a very dirty fashion around a white person in a box

1) lars our new friend and counselor telling us not to do any crackerboxing

2) our favorite activity at CLH

by wtfispseudonymbitch June 17, 2012

crackerims

When a caucasian foolishly adds pimped up rims to an otherwise caucasian-y vehicle.

Did you see that Bob put spinners on his new Volvo? That fool's got crackerims.

by BJC bitches April 3, 2007