crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

Cracksnap

A butt crack picture.

Sheila: Hehe I see Cam's butt crack...I gotta get a pic!
(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(

by ShamFAwesome January 28, 2014

crackslagger

someone whos ass crack is always showing

Zack Smith is a crackslagger...

by Jonathan E. Gall February 9, 2009

crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

Crankslap

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020

crackslappery

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh

Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw

by Average breadstick November 18, 2021

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009