"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008
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(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(
(Cam catches Sheila trying to take a butt crack picture...covers his crack)
Cam: You'll never get a Cracksnap, sucka!
Sheila: :(
by ShamFAwesome January 28, 2014
Get the Cracksnap mug.by Jonathan E. Gall February 9, 2009
Get the crackslagger mug.1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.
2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011
Get the crackslap mug.A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.
by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020
Get the Crankslap mug.When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh
Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw
Jack: Aw
by Average breadstick November 18, 2021
Get the crackslappery mug.Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009
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