crack of hell

When you have to wake up extremely early.

Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.

by Hansel Grossenberg August 28, 2006

the crack of sparrows

A combination of the terms "The Crack of Dawn" and "Sparrows Fart" both meaning very early in the morning.
made popular by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim.

"I've been up since the crack of sparrows and I'm buggered"

by Matt Reynolds August 25, 2005

crack-of-noon

take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.

im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.

by uncleL January 10, 2008

ASS CRACK OF NO WHERE

Middle of no place un able to be seen on a map off the beaten path

Dex you live in the ass crack of no where ... haha i know FARr

by FARR February 19, 2005

Crack of Fuck

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008