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crabwalk

A lame dance move that is a pathetic attempt to get a girl in tha club
Ay u see that chump crabwalkin that girl he deffinatly aint funna hit dat
by tony pinto December 2, 2007
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crapwad

An obnoxious person who's often being rude or ornery.
Stop being such a crapwad.
by mergerrr October 21, 2003
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crabwalk

a 1337 ass glitch in the game GEARS OF WAR. its a very simple glitch that is usually done by n00bz and h4xx0rz alike! its pretty funny looking and its even more funny when ur playing a ranked match and no one on the other team can do it so you go ahead and do it just to piss them off :)

it is often done on t3H map GRIDLOCK and it can also be called the ROADIE RUN....
707AL N00B - HOW DO U CRABWALK?

SW33T HAXXER - down A, really quickly...........
by XxKEVIN360xX January 12, 2008
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crabwalk

the area between the anus and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.
I don't mind when you lick my balls, but stay the hell away from my crabwalk!
by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005
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Crabwalk

sex move in which two in crabwalk position with dick in pussy
I gave her the Crabwalk !
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Crabadger

Crabadger: Don’t be a crabby Badger
by Badgerfred December 26, 2019
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Crabwalking buttfuck Spider

The crabwalking buttfuck spider

Is a large dinner plate sized spider

This primeval creature has a danger level of extraordinary it latches onto its human victims Faces and sticks it's proboscis into any available offices and secretes it's DMT load incompasitating it's victim shlepna male shlepnar female the shlepna secretes DMT specifically 5 meo DMT n,n DMT 5 chloro DMT 5 bromo DMT NMT 4aco DMT and 4-ho DMT. the shlepnar latches onto the face of the victim after eating the shlepna to fertilize the eggs it absorbs the shlepnas DMT and uses it to keep the human incompasitated while it fertilizes once the eggs are fertilized the shlepnar uses its 3rd proboscis to blow its egg load into the humans mouth the eggs become larva that feed themselves to the victim to preserve their living food source for as long as possible the larva secrete DMT as well after the larva mature they kill their food source by rapidly consuming every non vital part of the brain for counciousness preserving the counciousness maximum suffering the larva need endorphins to grow into crab walking buttfuck spiders the females die after blowing their load
Hey Ricky do you want to go catch that shlepna

Yhea Romulus we need that "(crabwalking buttfuck spider)" transcend the eseential part yes it's imperative
by Bondrewd the novel April 10, 2026
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