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Cohabitation

When two people, generally a man and woman but in this day and age it could be any variation of the genders, are living together in a mad frenzy of sex. If say you're "cohabitating" with someone and you're not having sex more often then hormone raged minks, you're not cohabitating.
You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.
by deathjr November 14, 2003
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Crimitation

When imitative behaviour is so dull that it is a crime against humanity’s creativity.
This jazz band’s cover of Cry Me A River was so conventional it made me cry: it was a crimitation!
by crealectics November 14, 2018
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Capitation

To have ones feet removed the opposite of decapitation
Holy Shit look at that capitation, that sword cut his feet off with such ease.
by Grizzleebear April 15, 2008
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cohabitation without fornication

a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."

Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."

Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
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de-crapization

"man, it's time to do some decrapization at this company!" -- it's time to lay off some useless loosers.
by mynameismark September 1, 2005
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grabitational pull

A irresistable sensation that appears to happen when a man encounters a woman, who has a bootie or breasts that he cannot resist grabbing!
He could not resist the grabitational pull!!
by Insinck July 11, 2011
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Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"
by DethRode June 7, 2016
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