A sexual position that involves at least one contortionist, a body harness, rubber sheets, a small farm animal, a blow torch, and a double-headed dildo.
by Smashed February 24, 2003
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by KintaroOay[42h] November 1, 2006
Get the mexican crab dangle mug.A sexual position in which the man positions himsels on all fours while the woman "dangles" over him with her mouth facing his butt. Both partners have their hands in a crab position during the whole act, and use their crabby hands to participate in a rare behavior called "stroking off".
I met this guy names Joe last night and all he wanted to do when we got home was Missouri crab dangle.
by Crab Man Joe MO December 21, 2008
Get the Missouri crab dangle mug.A sexual position in which the male is standing with feet wide apart while holding the female by the legs, one in front, one in back, as she is hanging upside down she does a lot of gyration in order to obtain sexual pleasure.
by steev-0 July 30, 2009
Get the Alabama Crab Dangle mug.When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off
by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006
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Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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by xvampirousx September 25, 2008
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