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Cosenti

A form of buddha. It is round, fat, lucky, but funny. Aww yeah.
Katy Perry loves achieving Cosenti.
by ladeedaaa June 25, 2008
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Coventry

Known as the city of culture. Mixed with loads of people from different ethnics. It does have many famous backgrounds the football team was good back in the day. It's had a part of film history recorded there such as the Italian job, nativity, world war 2 documentrys... Many more.

Coventry is a known area during world war 2. most notable for the famous city's cathedral bombing. Also famous for thy lady godiva. The city also full of university accommodation/ university students. It is like the old saying a concrete jungle. Has a very good mixed range of music taste you'll hear loads.

Now the city is also known to be full of chavs, Has a high rate for stabbing/robberies. High crime rates. A lot of drugs running around. If you are also from Coventry you will hate the ring road and junction 3 via m6/A444. The worst bit is it's known for areas fighting fighting each other. (Sometimes even at there own football games) yep there are alot of fights... but well that is Coventry you don't mess with them people. Also known for the chavvy accent. (Cov accent sounds slightly american/British/Chavvy mix blend to it) but not everybody is like that only a Coventry geeza. It ain't really slang all the time well depends on who you meet really.

Overall over all the doom and gloom can be a nice city not everybody is bad. it is a standard city on the upgrade.
Someone from Coventry normal accent
"Ey up mate what time is it"
"Ey up pal where can I catch the 13 buzz from"

Typical cov chav normal accent. Normally youth
"Yes then brav wat ya saying"
"Yo dat girl is piff ya dun know"
"Yo pass me the zoot fam"

"That geeza got lynched ennit"

Normal cov people bit more older
"Yes mate lets go fatty Island"
"Fuck me mate that was buzzin"
"You alright derick"

"You're looking pretty dappa"
"Omg mate that was sick not gunna lie"

Olders
"Ey up mate fancy going bull and butcher for something to eat."

"Hello duck"

"Need to go get some fuel"

"Catch you later buddy off to central 6 off with the misses to get some clothes"
by Gangster 1 of da best yet full December 21, 2019
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Cogentriplegic

cō-jen-tra-plē-jik

1. One who is cogently paralyzed or displays little or no ability to form a cogent thought.

2. One who lacks the power to compel conviction in thoughtful, meaningful dialect.

3. One who is easily resisted due to mental paralysis.
Did you see that speech by the POTUS yesterday?

Yeah. Talk about an Obacle of Biblical proportion. He's like a cogentriplegic when his teleprompter fails.
by Rekd May 2, 2009
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Coventry Shower

When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
Eric, we are running low on TP, so you better take a Coventry Shower to tidy up your anus.
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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Coventrate

Complete annihilation. Has its origins in World War 2 after Coventry was almost completly destroyed by german bombs.
Wikipedia- "The devastation was so great that the word "Koventrieren"– to "Coventrate", or to annihilate or reduce to rubble – entered the German and English languages."
by DonFrye July 15, 2011
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corentin

You are so corentin-ed out today!
by thecoolboss October 14, 2011
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Coventry

A city in the West Midlands. Some may call it a concrete jungle but its until you walk into the City Centre to see its a really nice place, the people are friendly and its actually safe to walk through in broad daylight (unlike Birmingham, Nottingham, Leicester and other areas in the West Midlands). Its true that people say we are a minority of chavs, but its true Leicester (a city with a similar population count) have more chavs living there. Home to an under-achieving football team and a poor Rugby team, but the best Ice Hockey and Speedway teams in the UK. If you wish to live in the Midlands, Coventry is the place to be.
Guy 1. Hi, where are you from?
Guy 2. Coventry, how about you?
Guy 1. Coventry? What a horrible place! Birmingham is better.
Guy 2. At least we can actually walk through the City Centre at 9:00am and not get shot...
by Coventrian January 17, 2008
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