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cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.
Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!
by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006
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Jeff Foxworthy

1. A popular comedian among NASCAR fans, mulletheads, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinkers and rednecks (like those are different categories). Creator of the "You Might Be A Redneck" series of jokes. I say "jokes" loosely, as they're all slight derivations of the exact same joke, which isn't really a joke to begin with, just observation: rednecks lack class & intelligence. The only humor is that the rednecks themselves love this joke more than anyone. "We're backwards losers, that is SOOOO funny!"

2. Any one-trick pony such as definition 1.
1. "Jeff Foxworthy's on TV! Wanna watch?"
"No, I gotta clip my toenails or something..."

2. "Dat Phan won Last Comic Standing and EVERY joke was about being Korean... what a Foxworthy..."
by Madmann October 13, 2005
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jeff foxworthy

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!
oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?
by da trick biatch December 21, 2005
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Jeff Foxworthy

The redneck comedian. Truly a funny guy who created the "You Might be A Redneck" thing.
If your dad walks you to school cause your in the same grade, you might be a redneck.
by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004
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Jeff Foxworthy

One of the best comedians ever
Jeff Foxworthy is on Blue Coller TV now on Comedy Central Monday nights at 10
by SCANK March 21, 2005
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Ford Sierra Cosworth

Ford Motor Company
The Founder Henry Ford, UK spec car the Ford Sierra Cosworth had a (Cough)....... 2.0 litre 16v turbo charged engine which standard produces 212 bhp, now this sized engine probably sounds small to you guys, but i own one which is 462bhp at the wheels .(highly Tuneable) So this is just so america can appreciate one of Ford Europes finest creations, and we dont all talk like prince charles, over 95% of the country has different accents Gordie scouse manc brummy cockney northern scottish welsh irish.--- indian and pakistani mainly if im honest,ha ha ha! just like you guys. oh and rip tupac he's the best........ peace!
Ford Sierra Cosworth Cossie Power.
by eddmyster October 31, 2008
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Cosworth

Not only do Ford's have Cosworths, as it is it's own company, Mercedes-Benz have had a Cosworth edition of one of their popular saloons, although the Cosworths are more than usually mistaken for a Ford Motorsport Company, although this is wrong.
Sierra RS Cosworth
Sapphire Cosworth
Escort Cosworth
The future model of the Focus is going to have a Cosworth edition made of it.
by John Payne (Car Expert) January 19, 2004
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