An astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. It measures the singular gravitation at a single point in space realative to the summation of all bodies of mass that lay within pull of the specific point. The unit is based on a number of mass bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. The unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of mass bodies lay at a distance of 1.00*10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00*10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of masses all with mass of 1*10^20 kg.
The point force on the particle, in Cowies, is 3000 Cowies, or 3 Killacowies.
by Larson Lives Free April 13, 2010
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(Edinburgh, Scotland)

etymology uncertain?; rhyming slang - cow-shed = dead

Always called 'the cowie' rather than just 'cowie'.

Sometimes again subjected to further rhyming slang and changed to David Bowie.

Another name for the David Bowie, is the Billy Cyrus; the virus (HIV)
"They gied him a blood test for the cowie, that Aids. ..."

Skagboys, Irvine Welsh
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Cowis is a fetishist of consume or swallowing a male's semen in anyway not coming straight from the penis itself.

Stand for: Consume semen (Cum Off, With, In, or Some kind of odd way)
Cowis consuming: Cum (semen or sperm) off of a plate, the floor, the bed, somebody else, etc. with food, (strawberries, cup cake, salad, etc), in a cocktail, juice, milk, etc, or some kind of a odd way from a toothbrush, from a shot glass, a spoon, off the toes, from the face, etc. anyway but not straight from, around or off the penis.
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A small version of a cow; like a baby cow.
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A cute freckeled girl who love eating and have beautiful tittieees 😔❤️and means everything in goatie's life ❤️

PS: Inveted by the best couple ever <3
Exemple : My cowie you look cowtiful today ❤️
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A W-E Forums loser. Loves Evil Steve. Obsessed with Cows. Probably sexually
Hey! I've heard your a Cowie!
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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