cow cunting

To thrust your head within a cow's vagina whilst drunk, as opposed to the more popular and accepted practice of cow tipping

"Dude, Jason was so wasted last night, he went into the field and did some cow cunting"

by Steve Jerwin July 30, 2008

Cunty Cow

A cunty cow is a larger woman that acts like a total cunt.

Me: Did you hang out with that girl last night?
Friend: No dude, she was being a cunty cow.

by BradInPhx November 25, 2013

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

Cowcunt

Kow-Kunt -noun

1. The term for a woman's over sized vagina.

1. Shit dude, I fucked this girl last night and her pussy lips and hole were so big I thought I was fucking a cowcunt!

by jamiethompsonca March 31, 2010

Cowcunted

A little off kilter, not quite right/square or unbalanced.

"holy fuck boys, that shit is right cowcunted"

by Pipeline Pete July 24, 2018

COWCUNT

a.k.a pulling a Raymond

Kow-Kunt, (2 silable noun)

Latin genetic group name:

Bowvinius-Vaginosis

1. Holy shit bro, that girl she's such a fat stupid and hella stinky cowcunt.

2. My voice is so annoying and last night I got called cowcunt, I dunno even know what one is anyways. But if I had to guess it sounds like a tasty appetizers or dessert.

by FarmerinyourdellhiHOE February 22, 2020