covided

/kōv•id•id/

verb
past tense; current reality
1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2.
a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”

As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”

by 1jlh1 March 22, 2020

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.

Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll

by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

Covidated

When the number of new coronavirus infections or deaths on a given day happens to be the same as the date when the figure was announced—for example, Australia had 14 Covid-19 deaths on August 14.

Are the odds of a nation being covidated higher than the chances of it being hit by an earthquake?

by Covido October 15, 2020

covidcidence

A combination of symptoms that looks like Covid-19, but is not.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidence, thankfully!

by Patient48 March 16, 2020

Covidted

Greatly desired or wished for during the Covid lockdown

Face masks, yeast and toilet paper have become highly covidted In the last few months

by Hopeful of Hackney April 27, 2020

coincedence

is not a word--however, "coincidence" is a word

Meeting my neighbor at a cafe on the other side of the world was quite a coincidence (not coincedence).

by jrdub September 24, 2007

Convinced Atheist

A convinced atheist is an atheist who is 100% certain that god doesn't exist. This would otherwise be known as positive atheism.

I'm a convinced atheist, god isn't real in a literal sense and doesn't exist.

by Kelmeer23 January 14, 2023