“Sorry, we have no appointments available for your sick pet for approximately 2 1/2 weeks. But, we would be glad to see him in 2 days at an emergency visit for an additional $100.00.”
Gee whiz, my Vet is a major Covidportunist!!
My buddy Scooter, the covidportunist he is, was able to buy a brand new car during the Coronovirus outbreak while being unemployed from his part time minimum wage job!!”
Gee whiz, my Vet is a major Covidportunist!!
My buddy Scooter, the covidportunist he is, was able to buy a brand new car during the Coronovirus outbreak while being unemployed from his part time minimum wage job!!”
by Neeters Gaydosh April 28, 2021
Get the Covidportunist mug.Civil unrest that arises from people being on lockdown from COVID-19. Altercations breakout over the stupidest shit. Protesting, murder, food and paper hoarding...
by cpetkunas May 10, 2020
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When a married couple decides to divorce after spending every single second together in the Covid19 quarantine.
by Syl-Sam April 18, 2020
Get the Covidorce mug.Using the COVID-19 virus as an excuse to not see people, when the real reason is that they simply don't like them.
Some people are not permitting grandparents and grandchildren to see each other after months of quarantine, COVIDcing them that is "for their own good," when the reality is that they just don't like their in-laws.
by Crackerguy June 12, 2020
Get the COVIDcing mug.Covidchondria : An unusual feeling associated to those who have not yet caught covid19 and suffer from an over sensitive reaction to the sniffles. Also related to FOMO in that sufferers are now in the minority of the population, this condition can be placed alongside the fannyitis family of people who need to harden the fuck up
"Dave is away from work again despite a negative test. I bet he has Covidchondria again. Fuck he needs to harden up"
by Kiwiwankenobi July 14, 2022
Get the Covidchondria mug.Covid and Hypocrite combined to describe a person who follows their own set of rules for the Pandemic.
Person A is a covidcrite, they demand everyone around them wear a mask and quarantine and follow all pandemic rules while they don't have to. They are convinced they are "special/immune" they have their own set of rules.
by atlanta susan July 30, 2020
Get the covidcrite mug.Sarah got a hangnail and immediately went to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Sarah is a Covidchondriac.
Due to Covid-19 creating a pandemic, we have a society full of covidchondriacs.
Due to Covid-19 creating a pandemic, we have a society full of covidchondriacs.
by School of Sharq November 22, 2020
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