Courtland High School

A high school residing in the Spotsylvania County obviously completely warped where they let students run wild onto the fields of the interWEB so they can reflect bad grammar and their lack of logic.
Some of the student body seem to be raging alcoholics, or will soon be in the future.
Their parties aren't ones to rave about, their shoes are shiny but their personalities aren't.
I, honestly, would much rather go to the Commonwealth Governor's School. :'D
By god, are those COURTLAND kids I see on the internet?!

Courtland High School is big and shiny.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, and has a colossal parking lot.

Courtland High School is big, shiny, has a colossal parking lot, AND scary kids that bring guns to school.
by lola. October 25, 2006
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a high school containing mainley a bunch a bunch of bitches who wont have sex or drink enough to get drunk and are mad because they dont get invited to the good riverbend parties.
"courtland sucks lets go to a riverbend party with are collars popped even though no one wants us there or invited us"
by brookeconn March 23, 2005
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A high school with a concentration of gay people that rivals that of San Francisco. You think you have seen fags? You haven't seen the courtland kids. A party just isnt a party without one of the homos from courtland showing up with his collar popped and his penis ready for any male ass. Courtland can keep its queers to itself...stay out of the RHS events.
"Man there aren't enough fags here at riverbend, i want to go back to courtland"
by Riverbend March 24, 2005
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A school that is obviously oblivious to the fact they arent hot shit. They are nothing. They never provide alcohol, and they think running through barbed wire is riverbends fault. Stop comin then! We dont need/want you there. You never bring alcohol for us and we never would want to fuckin ask your bitch asses anyway.
Hey Guys, lets run our mouth about a first year school even tho we have nothing to talk about! Lets run our mouths, then go to party with them the next day and act like we give them alcohol when we really dont do shit.
by Faggot Courtland April 04, 2005
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dirty courtland

When a girl makes you fall in love with her and treats you like a king but ghosts you because you’re “too sad” but just uses you for sex
Girl! I dirty Courtland’d that tall guy I told you about! He’s so sweet
by NympSymp June 10, 2020
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Samuel Courtland Hornok

When corin and Brodie love you so much
Oh Samuel Courtland Hornok I love you. Said corin and Brodie
by Coolkid123482838 March 28, 2025
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Courtland

Courtland is the most funniest guy you’ll ever meet he gets really horny at night hes so fine hes black and tall plays football and Basketball but all I got to say is that he is the mose finest cutest funniest athletic guy you’ll ever meet 🤍
by amoamiexbienarto November 20, 2023
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