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Couch Cunt

My wife decided to sleep on the couch and act like its shark week 24/7. She is such a Couch Cunt
by LoneWolf67 April 17, 2020
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Get Off Your Golden Couch

A phrase simaler to "Get off your high horse."

Said to someone apologizing who is only doing so to put on a show for the public, rather than because they genuinely regret their actions.

Original coined by the Youtube channel "Observe" when referring to Jeffree Star, who made a public apology whilst sitting pretentiously on a golden couch, showing off his wealth to a large audience.
Sure, I'll believe him when he gets off his golden couch.

Oh, you must be so sorry, sitting on that golden couch of yours.

This is such clear BS. Get off your golden couch!
by MyNameMeansLion August 31, 2020
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Weed cough

The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
by babytalks August 21, 2016
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Couch Book

A book that is considered so inappropriate or unacceptable to someone's parents, that when reading on the couch you shift away so no one can read over your shoulder
My mom almost caught me reading a couch book yesterday. When she asked me what I was reading, I told her it was for school.
by YuKi January 16, 2016
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Couch Binging

When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!
by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018
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coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.
person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!
by renelles18 July 6, 2011
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avetard couch

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.
One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.
by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020
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