The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.

Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.

by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013

coughfarting

When you're cough so hard you start farting simultaneously...

I coughed so hard I started coughfarting..

by Ms.kflo222 December 19, 2015

Cougarty

The phase in life when entering cougar hood. Similar to puberty. But Cougarty

Twenty year olds almost appeal to me, I must be going through cougarty.

by Cindy Chaparelle December 21, 2019

cougartivity

The fact that all younger men lover cougars, and all cougars love younger men.

Inspired by Carla The Cougar In Las Vegas Nevada, Created by Thomas the Cub in Las Vegas, Nevada.

"Guy 1 Hey that hot 40 year old thinks I am hot"

"Guy 2 Another Example of Cougartivity"

by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013

Coughfart

Something that sexy brunettes do when they cough do to large amounts of gas that they have. Usually people named B.S. have excess gas and create really smell farts when they cough. It makes colds very difficulter for the coughfarters as well as the people around them.

Oh my god. Did you know that Blair coughfarted like a million times in Whistler?

by ilovech February 19, 2009

Coughfartie

A hard cough that triggers a loud fart at the same time. Pronounced ca-far-tee. Similar to laughfartie or sneefart

He was coughing so hard that he was coughfarting all the way out of the room.
Oops, that wasn't a cough that was a coughfartie.

by My10eshu March 20, 2014

coughation

Excessive amounts of pressure applied to one's larynx area from excessive amounts of food reefer.

Nigga 1: Man, you sho is coughin a lot .
Nigga 2: I got coughation.

by King McQueen June 1, 2018