confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

cockfucker

A person who fucks cocks

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"

by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

cuntfucker

one who fucks many a cunt

"so what do you do for a living?"
"i'm a cuntfucker"
"right... and what specifically does that entail?"
"well basically i fuck cunts all day long"
"sweet!"
*hi five each other

by blackcherry November 25, 2004

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

cuntfucker

A somewhat jocular and ironic insult somewhat similar to 'cocksucker'.

Most often directed at heterosexual male friends, it subtly and ironically implies that as the target is clearly such a bender, that being accused of cuntfuckery (i.e. heterosexual intercourse) will likely be considered an insult.

A: "Oi, you spilled my drink. Watch what you're doing, you stupid cuntfucker!"
B: "What! How dare you call me that... Oh wait... You're right on both counts!"

by Wayner Wayne July 15, 2021

cuntfuckery

Shenanigans; unacceptable behavior; tomfoolery

The Boston riots were filled with all types of cuntfuckery.

by CreativeAutieMom May 9, 2015

Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020