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Cornography

Country music videos disguised as softcore porn. Gratuitous shots of T and A in the back of a pick-up truck or in a bar.
John: Did you see the new Brooks and Dunn video on CMT?

Jane: No. I'm not into cornography.
by nashvegas August 24, 2008
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cornography

Videos and pictures of corn cobs without corn on them. Naked corn. Cornography
Last night after dinner I made cornography with left over corn cobs.
by TurtleDude87 May 18, 2009
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Cornography

i.e. Corndoggin', Political Cornography

Photos taken in August of 2011 showing Michele and Marcus Bachmann eating corn dogs at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines have quickly redefined this term.
One picture explains "cornography" perfectly:

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by tlw3 August 17, 2011
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cockography

1. the detailed mapping or charting of the features of a mans penis.

2. the detailed description, esp. by means of surveying, of particular localities, as balls, cocks, or taint.

3. the relief features or surface configuration of the ball area.

4. the features, relations, or configuration of a structural entity in the groin region
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5. a schema of a groin entity, a field of study or reflecting a division into distinct areas having a specific relation or a specific position relative to one another.
I was driving my motorcyle so fast my cockography was in jeopardy.

His jeans were so tight his cockography was showing.

She was notorious for rearranging, in delicate manner, a mans cockography

Her tongue wondered in excitement along his detailed cockography but she could not find his taint no matter much she tried.
by FOJB February 23, 2008
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Coitography

Just a fancy word for how many sexual partners one has had: Notches on the bedpost, if you will. Particularly useful if you want to keep the appearance of talking about it high-brow and covert.
So how'd the meet-up with that Sam from Tinder go last night?
Alright, but he wanted to delve into my coitography after the first round, I told him about the stint at Uni after breaking up with Alex, and his mood towards me changed.
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
by Benni Venutti August 17, 2020
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Cornography

a film or other media meant to be serious that is corny
by jerry dragon May 10, 2004
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copography

i was watching 2 bitches give a copography show at my mans bachelor party
by flushings fynest September 7, 2009
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