coronabrain

Basically when you lose your shit because of coronavirus induced panic and can't maintain a sense of focus due to constantly overwhelming circumstances.

Tony can't remember shit these days with covid-19 and all, he forgets what he's doing in the middle of the task, they say he got a coronabrain.

by CheeseySauce March 19, 2020

Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

Coronavirus Syndrome

the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.

I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.

by RedZombie March 12, 2020

Coronavirus

A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.

Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it

Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies

coronavirus kills almost everyone in society

by SMH0318 April 7, 2020

Coronaville, USA

Slang for any town in the US that has a supercluster of COVID-19 cases putting it on the map.

Let’s just hope we don’t wind up hitchhiking straight into Coronaville, USA.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2020

Coronavirus the Movie

2021 Romantic Disease Drama with the famous ending where the two main characters go in for the big kiss at the subway station. And then, all the people around them boo and hiss them, and cover their mouths and vomit at the sight of them. But then, there's an orchestral swell because we're happy for them. And the credits roll.

Once it comes out on Blu-Ray, I look forward to getting nice and intimate with Coronavirus the Movie.

by James Headfield March 14, 2020

Coronavirus

A virus that does not last very long because it was made in China.

The Coronavirus won't last long, I mean it was made in China.

by B really January 27, 2020