cornyswagg

there was a snake named candycorn. he was renamed to cornyshawty because shawty's like a melody. everyone likes to be swag, so cornyswaggy. cornyswaggy is too long, so it becomes cornyswagg.

E: "Cornyswagg pooped on my carpet."
A: "Lovely."

by cornyswagg November 17, 2020

Corny

Something cheesy or lame

jason: "you know who else likes having fun?"

kevin: "who?

jason: "YOUR MOM, hahaha lololol"

kevin: "you're corny as shit bro"

by macskiis June 23, 2011

corny

Saying or doing something so outdate it's stupid or funny. Often done knowingly to be funny or romantic. It can also be done unknowingly as a result of be uninformed.

"Girl you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all day"

"Dude look at that guy he has a mullet"

Watching a movie that is based on the past yet there are things in the movie that are current.

These are examples of things that can said or done that are often referred to as corny.

by deanofbeingnotcool January 18, 2016

Corny

Something a person(s) says/does that is so embarrassing and lame, that it annoys others.

*Sarah drops a carton of eggs*

Mike says: "Well, that wasn't EGGS-pected!"

Sarah *rolls eyes* and says: "Shut the hell up, Mike...That was incredibly corny..."

by Raidcan November 9, 2012

corny

Something presented as fresh or original, but which is actually tired and/or lame. Especially, when its lameness derives from being obvious or done to death.

Oh Grandpa! That joke is soooo corny.

by Corny Carny June 11, 2003

Corny

A concept invented to keep people consuming and creating never ending fads.

A concept to doubt yourself and your place within society so that you have to "tune in" to latest fad or latest social construct to remain relevant. If you feel out of place you can get a mental illness..... and fail to love yourself and try to change your idiosyncrasies.....

What is corny to one is not necessarily corny to another.

P1: I can do the macareena dance move, I think it is cool. I'm happy.

P2: <eye rolling> gawwwd that is soo corny, i'm going to bury my head in embarrassment.

P3: I really think macareena is cool and original, that other guy doesn't love himself or other people that well, he is controlled by other people's approval of him.

by Mind Anarchist July 31, 2012

Corny

Something that is cliché, or profoundly awkward but somewhat authentic or, at the same time, ingenuine.

John: Sarah, I'll ALWAYS be by your side.

Sarah: That's one of most corny things I've heard in my life, haha.

by Xysick May 22, 2019