When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.
I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!
by Dangen December 31, 2008
Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.
My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.
by Doyu January 18, 2019
by Philip Rivers 17 December 16, 2009
by jenefiero May 15, 2005
I just made a little joke about Chelsea Clinton running for president and John from Idaho spent the next three days crying into his beer. What a cornflake.
by SantaFeTrail-er June 07, 2018
A cereal created by Kellogg's, which can be found in any grocery store. Usually eaten in a bowl with milk. A very clear cut word, which does not do well when used with hidden meanings.
Person A: I had cornflakes this morning. They was amazing.
Person B: No way!
Person A: Believe it.
Person B: The cereal?
Person A: The cereal.
Person B: No way!
Person A: Believe it.
Person B: The cereal?
Person A: The cereal.
by Kaylie T April 03, 2010
Mitch McConnell is such a cornflake!
by MacKat007 July 11, 2018