Cornelius: a name typically stereotyped or given definition by persons not named Cornelius; who have never met a Cornelius; or who are jealous they are not a Cornelius. A Cornelius and his corresponding lifestyle can be used to profound and lasting effect, as no one ever forgets meeting or sharing a memory with a Cornelius. A Cornelius’ magnetic, effervescent and fearless persona is generally a product of having survived a lifetime of name abuse at the hands of blandly named, high-fiving d-bags named Mike, Phil, Steve and/or Rob. Cornelius’ generally enjoy expectations because they never disappoint. Little can also be done to stop a Cornelius once he starts talking, drinking, smoking, fighting, yelling and schmoozing, and rest assured, if you’ve made to back to Cornelius’ home after having met one, you’ve already made up your mind to make him breakfast.
Tiffany: So, I met this guy last night and the only way I could get him to shut up was to sleep with him.
Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
Gisel: Was his name Cornelius?
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The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.
The term may be used in crowded situations, as the phrase seems to be an oxymoron to many and therefore unappealing.
Man 1: You hitting up that cornelius party tonight bro
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked
Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...
Man 2: Hell yeah I'm stoked
Untrendy uninvited onlooker: Cornelius party, must be some dungeons and dragons orgy... weirdos...
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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What's up, mothershuckers? My name is colonel cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn
Corn is a North American serial plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called 'maize' because of how easy it is to get lost in its incredible flavor.
Side effects of corn may include... Uh, choking, I guess.
Come on down today, and try some corn or we will sacrifice your newborn-
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Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.
Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.
Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.
Cornelus' are predisposed to aqua-turding, and should be approached cautiously if found with spread bum cheeks under water, or on rocks near to sizeable bodies of water.
Cornelus' are agile af which is most notably demonstrated on the dance floor of a dive bar.
Keep your Cornelus happy by supplying him with beer and savory snacks such as biltong and cheese.
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