Cornswaggled

Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"

Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died

Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled

by BigJewFoot January 30, 2023

Cornswaggle

To invite an uninvited friend to a party that you have been invited to.

I can try to cornswaggle you in there, but Alex is not gonna be too happy if he finds out.

by Devotchka yarbles November 16, 2009

Cornswaggled

Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth

guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!

by Ancient.Milk May 14, 2022

cornswoggle

when you overfeed a bunch of crows and the food gets stuck down a crows throat

p1: feeding crows
p2: STOP FEEDING THEM ONE OF THEM IS GETTING CORNSWOGGLED!!!!

by ANTICORNSWOGGLINGNATION August 5, 2024