corn nut

the act of one farting

Did you hear that girl corn nut it was the worst thing i have ever smelt.

by cdragolord1 November 28, 2010

Corn Nuts

For The Educated:

The hard particles of composed of undigested corn left inside fecal matter after a large bowel evacuation. May occur after eating any variety of zea mays.

For the Idiots:

The little hard corn nuggets in your shit after you take a big one. Happens after eating corn.

Me: Man... I gave your mom a hot lunch last night, and she almost choked on the corn nuts.

You: Yeah, that's my Mom... always choking on stuff.

Me: Yeah, I know. She was so embarrassed that she let me give her the ol' donkey punch to make up for it.

You: But... Only I am supposed to give her the donkey punch!

Me: You sick fuck.

You: *head hung in shame*

by nigger who isn't April 8, 2005

Corn Nut God

The fictional god of Corn Nuts. He appears whenever cameras are present and is the cause of whichever face you may have made.

Bro #1- You look really pissed off in that picture, bro.
Bro #2- Yeah, the Corn Nut God was hitting on my girlfriend.

by NarwhalvsUnicorn42 March 2, 2010

Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

Corn nuts teeth

Usually someone named dominc and there teeth look like Corn nuts and they have a metal head.

Shut up dominic you have corn nuts teeth

by Domisabitchboyclaptrap November 3, 2019

Corn nut challenge

You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.

I challenged premo to a corn nut challenge , that dude shit out a Perfect cob!

by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021

Crunchy Nut Corn Flake

The act of eating a milf's ass In a 7-11 bathroom at around 2:00-4:00am.

wow james just did the Crunchy Nut Corn Flake to Bill's mild mum"

by Mr cleans uncle October 3, 2020