Cresting

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.

Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

by Cap'n B! Oh Yeah! July 7, 2008

Sad By Correcting

You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.

me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me

by brandonplayz February 18, 2021

Crexting

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.

Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!

by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017

pubic hair collecting

when you collect and keep pubic hair from lovers crotch

pubic hair collecting.my scale is a point system. the closer the hair come from the lips, the highter the number value. ie., hair from her lips are a 9 value, hair from the top of her hair line would be a 1 or 2. i use clear glass jars and mark the time date and woman received from

by viking48 February 28, 2009

google correcting

when one corrects you by saying... 'did you mean'...

I have Lord & Taylor taste with a dollar store pock-a-book.
Friend replies w/ 'did you mean', pocketbook.
Are you google correcting me?
"Google, helping dumb people look smart on the internet since 1998".

by smpetitjean September 19, 2009

colreting

A word created by a nearly illiterate user on the internet. The actual definition could range from "collecting" to... well... anything that your mind can think of.

You may see this word typed by an underage user on a forum, or you may hear it uttered from a drunk man. Either way, it makes as much sense as the word "faevteep."

Illiterate User: Wanna heer a jok?
Normal User: no.
Illiterate User: OK! "Mom their is a man at the door colreting for the old folks home."
Normal User: ...what?

Drunk Man: afvefff seeeeee do teddy bear colreting drink more liquor.
Sober Man: what the hell did you just say?
Drunk Man: I said, ger fed bity poptarts

by supermanisawesome June 18, 2011