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codiene

a prescription painkiller that poor kids use for an easy high. It can be swallowed, or snorted for effects.
dude, we're all outa weed, but I just found some of my mom's codiene. maybe tonight won't be so bad after all.
by purebliss April 9, 2006
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Mr Corden

A brilliant guy, anyone with this name is an automatic inspiration. Everyone strives to be like him.
OMG, we’ve got Mr Corden next!!
by Cordenlover September 26, 2023
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James Corden

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"
by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020
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James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!
Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'
by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010
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cordie

A quirky girl from Southern Georgia who acts retarded but is actually smart
Cordie is cute but she is riding around the office on a scooter with no brakes bumping into walls.
by SGSCKDot December 18, 2014
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Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.
Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.
by Hank Benson September 5, 2010
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cordina

a person who throws his arms in the air when frustrated
Q: is Joe being attacked by flies? A: no, he's just being a cordina
by merdaccia April 29, 2008
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