Copulate

The act of two police cars parked next to one another with their driver side windows down so that the oral communications can take place between officers.

Sergeant Ingrid Blue was seriously upset and charged Sergeant Dick Peters with willful flatufellation after they had copulated in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts for over an hour.

by MisterMeMeMeMeMeMeMe July 27, 2009

copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

by lauramon March 1, 2014

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Copulated

An area where a lot of cops populate.

I’m not driving down Belair rd, it’s to copulated.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 1, 2003