Coontact

Having contact with an African American

What a bad day at work, too much coontact

by Louis Farakoon September 14, 2008

coontastic

Adj. Any action or deed reminiscent of 'coon' behavior, behavior deemed embarassing to the educated, and more productive black people in society. Coontastic behavior tends to reinforce negative, untrue, and disparaging stereotypes about black people, particularly ones that portray them as lazy, shiftless, bummy, and uneducated. Usually used to express an action that is overwhelmingly coon like.

1. One throws a piece of garbage on the sidewalk when the garbage can is only a few paces away, with the excuse being, "I was too lazy." "Wow thats coontastic."

2. "Hey man what are you doing standing out here when you have to go to work?"
"Nothing, just standing here...I don't really feel like working..."
"Come on man don't be coontastic, go to work."

by Eric Talbot January 21, 2008

coontail

a long, strange piece of hair on a girl's head that is dyed in a horizontal stripe pattern, usually in a combination of unnatural colors like white, pink, orange, blue, etc. good for scene girls who take themselves way too seriously.

holy mother, look at that coontail. i always wonder how exactly they dye it that way.

by ellular May 8, 2007

coontang

Sweet Chocolate pie... of the furry variety

1) My friend had some tasty coontang after dinner in NOLA

2) MA! Kenny had some coontang. Can I have some?

by Pie Lover October 3, 2003

coonta

A racial slur towards African Americans.

Look at this coonta over here talking super loud as they always do.

Fuck you, you coonta kintay mother fucker.

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021

Coonthzy

Cool, amazing, great, often used to describe a person.

That man on TV is so coonthzy.

by Holly Leafe August 25, 2008

coontag

A degenerate, sociopathic, drug addicted, alcoholic that spends most of his time yelling random profanities at teenagers on the internet and masturbating while eating chicken wings. Coontags speak in broken, un-comprehendable phrases made up of words that have little to no meaning.

I would love to invite austin over, but hes a bit of a coontag. I dont want my patio furnature lit on fire or my couch covered in semen or feces.

by Coontag June 12, 2018