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poonmeister

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.
'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'
by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009
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cranmeister

to orgasm or (cum) over someone during sex mupltiple times usually twice.
1:"oh my god dude i totally did a cranmeister on my girlfriend yesterday"
2:"wow dude how many times"
1:"twice i cant believe it myself!"
by the 1 nd only liam April 21, 2009
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Chinmeister

If you don't know what this is, them I'm sorry to tell you, you are one
Quit being a chinmeister
by brdbdw September 27, 2020
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Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.
My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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codemeister

p1: Hey! What is Cody up to?
p2: He just became a codemeister.
by constarrr June 9, 2022
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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
you cockmeister
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cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.
'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'
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