vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

by damndiver January 21, 2010

colloquialism

An informal expression that is more often used in casual conversation than in formal speech or writing.A slang term used in the current culture. Since the culture evolves so will the slangterms/colloquialisms revelant to that era.

"Friends of the chancellor revealed that he had described Labour MPs as disappointing numpties, a colloquialism meaning idiots."
(Neil Rafferty, "Queen Opens a Pricey Piece of Scots History." The Sunday Times, Oct. 10, 2004)

"I think country gets dumped on across the board by the Grammys." (Toby Keith)

She was recently dumped by her fiance.

"There are traces of cliche ('a tough nut to crack'), attempts at fey colloquialism ('Sometimes I like to sample the zeitgeist') and laboured bits of banter."
(Alastair Sooke, "Self's Punishment." The Times, Dec. 17, 2004)

by therev1953 November 29, 2010

colloquial position

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."

by Volak May 13, 2004

Ghetto Colloquialisms

Casual speech that incorporates ghetto slang.

That white boy has no right to bust out those ghetto colloquialisms.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Collaquialism

The skill of randomly switching subjects at rapid speeds and understanding what the other person is saying without clarification, while giving quick and witty feedback.

Friend : Hey you hear about what happened at school?
Friend2: Yeah I know, crazy stuff. What she say to you?
Friend: She said she was down to kick it, I was trippen what happened to you?
Friend2: That's wassup , I had to go get my car fixed yesterday and omg I hate Justin Bieber.
Friend: Oh man me too! I was on YouTube and he made me want to punch little children in the face repeatedly!
Friend2: Yeah, you ready?
Friend:Let's go get some ice cream already.
Collaquialism for ya.

by JK&IV INC. May 4, 2011

coloquialism

A way for Texans to describe life in an elaborate manner.

Coloquialism (on a hot dummer day for Earl the Cowboy)

Earl: "I'm as hot as a rattlesnake's butt in a wagon wheel rut."

by Brian Tucker January 14, 2008

Colloquial Triangle

The shape of a slice of NY pizza is a Colloquial Triangle. Despite being, technically, a circular sector, no one in their right mind would argue this descriptor. Colloquial Triangle applies to all American style pizza slices, but originated in NYC.

Pizza is round, served in colloquial triangles, and delivered in a square box. It's geometry in a meal.

by Trajadoja April 21, 2017