cooking up a storm

to "really" know how to cook i.e. to "throw" down in the kitchen. Also to season each dish with love using the best and right amount of ingredients.

Grandma was in there cooking up a storm preparing for Christmas dinner.

by GoodGoode January 2, 2010

Cooking up dope

The act of using a heat source (a lighter) to cause drugs to dissolve into water for intravenous drug users. Can also pertain to manufacturing of crack cocaine or crystal meth through necessity of a heat source. Do NOT try that at home, or anywhere else. Drugs are bad but intravenous use is RETARDED.

Yo man, you seen J recently?

Nah, last time I saw him he was cooking up dope in the ally at 54th and Crenshaw... He prolly dead.

Yo? What are you doin this weekend?

Got some fiends gettin paid, so I'll be cookin up dope.

by The dopist May 26, 2018

cooking up a baby

to be pregnant.----------

Yo Niggah! Crissy said she be cooking up your baby. Shit ain't my baby.

by Vexx February 27, 2005

cooking up dope

making some of that dank kush

Steve: i wanna hit some of that erb
Pete: lets cook up some dope
Steve: with what?
(Stephanie walks in)
Stephanie: obviously the Uzi, Pete start cooking up dope ffs
Steve: damn Pete you got a thicc bitch she a thot thot thot
Pete: nah she isn't actually hot, take the mask off... wait mask on.. fuck it mask off

by boujeethot April 4, 2017

Cooked Up Bat

A Louisville Slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly fuck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.

Bitch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my shit, so I hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

by DatGettoFuk May 12, 2009

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010