Cooking 

Cooking : One of the most underrated pleasures and overrated chores often making the art dreadful for no apparent genuine reason.

I still have to do all the cooking!😫😥😨😱😰

Cooking by Mary john Watson September 29, 2017

Cooking 

In Reference to (wanna be) Comedian Dane Cook.

The act of telling very unfunny sometimes annoying jokes, that not many people find funny. The person telling the joke might be the only one laughing.

After Janet tripped on a fan... Jody: Oh Janet! you just had a turkey experience!

Janet: Why is that Jody??
Jody: You Tryp to phan! hahahahah
Janet: !? Are you fucking "cooking" me???? that was so lame.

Cooking by Lord_Van_Voldemort September 24, 2009

cooking 

when someone cooks heroin on a spoon 2 inject in 2arm leg toes or cock

im cooking some heroin

cooking by be ran July 30, 2008

cooking 

the act of masturbation.

dude, I'm cooking a four course dinner with sue tonight.

cooking by therocketlaunchers. August 18, 2008

Cooking 

Blowing a guy; preforming oral sex on a guy

Everyone know they were cooking in the steam room.

Cooking by Agrandy May 12, 2010

Cooking 

To cook something, make it hot for a while. Then it's cooked. It's a doddle. I was amazed too when I found out how simple cooking is.

*no example present*

Cooking by Anony! November 24, 2004

cooking 

when someone can party so hard without passing out

A: "you not cooking?!?!?!"
B: "yea dude"
C: "wah wah wah wah wah wah"

cooking by jordan dean June 5, 2005