milk and cookies 

Alcohol and weed.

Damn man you better get some milk and cookies for tonight.

milk and cookies by Nick Po. August 26, 2008

Milk and cookies 

When a woman (or man) places a cookie between their butt cheeks and pours milk down their back while the other person eats the cookie.

I'm going to give you some milk and cookies you'll never forget.

Milk and cookies by Just_nasty July 30, 2011

milk and cookies 

Sucking a girls tits while giving her anal

"dude, last night jessie let me do milk and cookies. I was suckin on her tits so hard it fucking made them red, while she was shoving my dick right up her ass"
"your one lucky mother fucker"

milk and cookies by akljds June 29, 2007

milk and cookies 

Used as slang for health and ammunition in the xbox title Halo. Most commonly used by nerds with little or no social life.

Aw snap yo, i need some milk and cookies now or im toast. Yeah thats right

milk and cookies by Knip September 16, 2004

milk and cookies 

Having a Milk enema, then expelling the milk, with the chunks of shit, over someones body. Thus looking like a stream of milk filled with Soggy cookie chunks.

"Squat right here baby, oh yea, give me those milk and cookies right here here on my chest."

milk and cookies by dezkreet January 4, 2007

Milk and Cookies 

When a male and female are in a romantic relationship, and the male defecates in a glass of milk (non-fat, 2%, or whole milk), giving it to her without telling her or implying that there is fecal matter submerged within.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Milk and Cookies!" "No way man! did she barf the turd out?"

Milk and Cookies by Metropolitan Lingo Researcher September 3, 2011

Milk and Cookies 

Refering to a homosexual as a homosexual or acting like a homosexual

"Man does yo boy like mil and cookies or what"

Milk and Cookies by T Robertson March 26, 2003