choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013

Woke Choked

When a girl eats Sea Moss of your Wanker.

Man I met this chick at Yoga today. She Wanted to read my Tarot cards then get WOKE CHOKED

by BrodyMus3 October 28, 2020

Woke and choked

Early morning sex for BDSM enthusiasts.

We woke and choked this morning, and there are bruises to prove it.

by barebones March 8, 2017

Chooked

Whilst talking with my kids and trying to come up with alternative words for Knackered, exhausted f**ked and to avoid swearing we stumbled upon / came up with chooked and it stuck. We use it all the time now. 😁

That iPhone is beyond repair. It's absolutely chooked.

Heavy night last night. I'm chooked knackered , exhausted

by Tonysam August 29, 2016