hippie converting pee poop

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back

bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

by turdcraft August 5, 2011

Connolling

Starting to tell a story and finally getting to the conclusion twenty minutes later via ten other stories. Named after Billy Connolly for his famous onstage habit.

He was Connolling all night.

by Barry S Beasley November 27, 2012

Connocting Poopie

1) When you try to connect with someone, but you mess it up

2) Pooping butt to butt so your poops connect

1) How was your date last night?

It started off great but we miscommunicated and ended up connocting poopie

2) We took our relationship to the next level last night by connocting poopie. We broke the toilet, though.

by Dr. Poopsnips PhD December 17, 2021

cooltings

A word used for the term 'cool' in plural. cool things!!
to big somthing up

billy bob:
gwan what you on man

jimjimmy
jus gunna chill at ma yard man wif sum galdems, wanna link?

billy bob
ah cooltings breh! yeh ite den

by sophnchar June 29, 2007

Organic Consulting

this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff.

Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."

by VI Island Boy August 24, 2009

Universal Web Consulting

Web consulting companies typically specialize in one or more of the following areas:

-- Web & Graphic Design
-- Search Engine Marketing
-- Pay-Per-Click (PPC) Marketing
-- Organic Lead Generation
-- Social Network Management
-- Social Network Advertising & Marketing
-- eCommerce Setup and Execution
etc
etc
etc

Universal Web Consulting companies are able to assist clients with all of these areas of interest.

I didn't realize that I would need to hire a PPC consulting company after my website was designed. I should have found a universal web consulting company that could have designed my site and helped me with advertising.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

Coolting

When things more than just cool, you add the 'ting' on the end for extra cool emphasis!

How are you today?

Yeah thanks, I'm coolting!

by vky123123 December 8, 2010