Damage Controlman

1. Responsible for maintaing repair lockers, training ships crew in all aspects of damage control.
2. Worthless ass-hats that do nothing but eat chips, drink soda, and play spades.
3. One who pawns his work and resposibitlies on to another.
4. Has the intellegince of a dingleberry.

Hey, werent you supposed to perform open heart surgery this afternoon?
Ya, I had the intern do it for me.
Dude, your such a DCman.

Have you seen my baseball?

Damn, your house looks like shit. Didnt you hire a housekeeper?
Ya, turns out she was a damage controlman.

by spanky mcbignutz December 1, 2005

controry

Difficult; ornery
Having a problem using.
Does not do what you want it to do.
Sucks.

The computer program was being controry.
The dude in the front cubicle is continuously controry.
Guys from Indiana sometimes use the word "controry" instead of "ornery".

by Mellie G December 31, 2006

Contony

To be able to be the happier than being depressed

Tim is contony

by Mime me April 29, 2019

controninent

An undefined unite of measurement. It is up to the listener to define how large, long, or small the controninent is based on context of the topic.

My mother is currently three controninents away.
My goodness Jimmy, you sure did last a controninant linger than you usually do!

by The Supreme Salt October 11, 2020

Controlment

Controlment is a boss and runs everyone on the internet.

Dude controlment in your party better watch out...

by King Controlment November 10, 2021

condronum

self directed, hyperactive creative mindframe, at a ready-to-apply to physics

"I am at a condronum with this situation."

by William Hudson November 21, 2025