contaiged

The present tense of being contagious.

Dude, by double dipping your chip you contaiged the whole bowl of dip.

by JodiInTheRockies August 6, 2010

contriversy

A staged or contrived "controversy", usually to the end of manipulating the mainstream media for publicity. MTV is often involved.

"Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' was the archetypal contriversy."

"Kanye West is the king of the contriversy, and has parlayed it into a career."

by velvet rut September 19, 2009

contribeauty

1. A beautiful contribution

2. The beauty of a beautiful contribution.

1. Wow, what a contribeauty!

2. This is pure contribeauty!

by OneWorldDestiny December 23, 2018

Contaigery

This refers to the level by which a sickness must have mutated to increase in potency that a sickness that was formerly diagnosed as man-flu has when it is passed on to the heartless s.o.b. that misdiagnosed the sickness to begin with...of course this is due to the fact the the sickness MUST HAVE gotten more powerful upon contagion because the diagnoser claims to not be exagerating the misery but will not apologize for claiming that the diagnosee had.

This in one of the most readily documented instances of instant Karma

Her - Honey, this flu miserable. I want to die. I didn't realize it was that bad when you first had it. It must have gotten stronger since you gave it to me.

Him - That's right. Who's the baby now? I guess you weren't aware of this bug's contaigery.

by S Benedict Cheng March 27, 2008

Contrived

Something produced to look "all new" and shit but having the same content and atmosphere about it. These things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, TV shows, music, toys, appearance, sexual activity, even so much as a state of mind.

" I don't know, man...everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived."

"pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived"

"Hipsters actually are EXTREMELY contrived."

by Dystyl September 2, 2012

contrite

To stick a trident up your ass.

Sometimes I want to contrite myself.

by Cunty McDickbag March 12, 2014

Contriversy

A deliberately manufactured heated public disagreement.

All we need to sell our tee shirts is a good contriversy campaign.

by Kalab Havenstar August 24, 2018