vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010

contributation

similar to contribution, but larger. leaving a larger effect in its wake.

when youre in a ceremony and the speaker says "thank you for your contributation!" you would answer, "it was hard work, but we contributated a lot."

by sjdhjkfhdjkfh April 10, 2010

contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit

We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Contribution

A gift or payment to a common fund or collection

I made a Contribution via Google in exchange for money

by TheWon(one) April 26, 2017

contriviation

(kuh-tri-vee-a-shon) – the act of contriving (plotting, inventing, scheming); confabulating evidence; presenting information as fact by distorting or misrepresenting truth

The monthly status report was regarded by informed stakeholders as contriviation.

Contriviation was the only plausible explanation for the story given to the police.

Masters of contriviation, they were able to get what ever they desired.

by joescho May 30, 2013

Contrabiction

A contradictory contribution.

Also can be used in the form "Contrabictory"

Adam: The best place for the water cooler is in the north-east corner of the office.

Kelly: Obviously, with the kitchen in the south-west corner, the water cooler should be in the south-west corner.

Darren: Thank you for your helpful contrabiction Kelly.

by The Noam Gnome May 27, 2011

Contribulation

When someone is masterbating and another party(ies) is assisting by tickling the balls or rubbing the vagina you are Contribulating. (Contributing to masterbation) bauerle family 2016

I had two girls tickling my balls while I was jerking off and when I came I thanked them for their contribulation.

by Tommy Nerd December 25, 2016