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The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.
Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour!
by Esteban March 15, 2005
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Contours

Contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. Particularly embarrassing in large pools with lots of people. Can be avoided, but takes practise. Contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.
Bob: Hahaha look at Mike's contours! No wonder he's so shy!
Mike: Hey! That pool is cold!

Girl: SORT YOUR CONTOURS YOU PERV!
by Daveypants September 29, 2005
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Ford Contour

It could smoke your rice burner anyday.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003
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contour soda

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
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contour

The outline of a figure or body; the edge or line that defines or bounds a shape or object.
An artwork about shapes, the black or any other color around the shape is the contour.
by EsEm September 24, 2007
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contour soda

an attempt at hiding the name of the soft drink you are selling by not using its name... Instead using the fact that the bottle has a readily recognizable "contour" shape to it...
concert goer #1 ...contour soda?

concert goer #2 ...it looks like a fucking coke to me

concert goer #1 I know, but 4 bucks for a 20 ounce coke?

concert goer #2 Quit crying... give me 6 dollars I want to get a hotdog too
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
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Contouring

The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.
Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.

I contoured so hard last night.
by tinytrex July 20, 2018
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