The act of physically estimating a mans erect penis through his pants while on the dance floor with the explicit intention of estimating its size.
Based on my contouring last night he’s at least 8 inches and circumcised.
I contoured so hard last night.
I contoured so hard last night.
by tinytrex July 20, 2018
A makeup step to supposedly “chisel” some of your features like jaw bone cheek bone etc. But some makeup asshole decided to make it so freaking complicated that now my face looks like I haven’t eaten in weeks is that the look we were going for is anorexic cause I’m honestly not for it
by Firnando May 14, 2018
by Drinky233 August 25, 2017
A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
by SkyDiver Bizzle July 13, 2006
by Mr.CUCK April 17, 2017
by NYkid420 February 26, 2010
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003