continuum transfunctioner

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?

by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004

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Continuation Dancer

Someone who keeps dancing even though the music has stopped.

Why is Fred still dancing? Hasn't relized the music has stopped?

Yeah, but he's a Continuation Dancer.

by CaptainJefe December 16, 2009

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The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.

The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

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time-space continuum

Things and events existing and moving in linear fashion. They move from one place to the next place in logical sequence in time and space. This realm is known as the time-space continuum.

Example 1: Cyberia warps the time-space continuum in that you can read about events out of chronological sequence and from anywhere, at any time on the Internet.

Example 2: The study of quantum physics considers how linear reality really is, calling into question the validity of the perception that all things fall into sequence according to the time-space continuum.

by MsLi December 11, 2005

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