constarea

poo that while being soupy in thickness takes a larger than normal amount of effort to expel from the body

wow man i dont know what i ate last night but i had some wicked constarea this morning.

by cahrin September 16, 2007

Constarrhea

A condition which you feel like you have to go to the bathroom, but you can't shit. Constarrhea is a combination of constipation and diarrhea.

My dog has constarrhea. I think he has to go, but he wouldn't shit.

by Man of 1000 words February 15, 2006

Constirrhea

The unfortunate physical situation of having diarrhea while simultaneously being constipated.

“Oh man, my stomach is cramping and spasming constantly because I have diarrhea but I’m so constipated it won’t come out.”

“Wow man, it sounds like you’ve got constirrhea. That really sucks.”

by Olderwiser64 January 12, 2022